Canada Legalizes Marijuana & Slavery Ban Goes on Colorado’s Ballot | The Daily Show


linah mahlang
linah mahlang

My everyday crush...

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KK Malik
KK Malik

I'm going to Canada just now eh

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Sona SK
Sona SK

South Africa got company 😂😂😂😂

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David Szaks
David Szaks

I love the irony of the segment starting with the legalization of marijuana with absolutely no concern of creating an addict population, but then ends with the dangers of getting addicted to cookies. Not sure to laugh at a masterfully subtle joke, or cry at a complete denial of reality.

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Aspen Hernandez
Aspen Hernandez

As a citizen of Colorado im so disappointed that that fine print even exist.

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Herb615
Herb615

Technically, the 13th Amendment has the same exemption regarding those incarcerated. So slavery is still legal in the U.S.

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Dougg C
Dougg C

Kin' guy lmao

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Ova Wolf
Ova Wolf

Every state should end the last forms of slavery too, your criminals should not be slaves fix it.

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laptop laptop
laptop laptop

Congrats Canada for winning the war on drugs

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Buy More LootBoxes Gaming
Buy More LootBoxes Gaming

The horse joke is very nice.

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Philly Eagle
Philly Eagle

The slavery thing is only surprising if you've been taught to and bought into placing Abe on a pedestal. He was just as much a racist as those he ran and fought against. His presentation was just better and/or better received. Read an actual book and you'd know this

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V Denton
V Denton

Listen I'm a retired old fart so I'm going to be very honest with people I smoked marijuana since the 60s and I smoked marijuana in the parking lot of my Law Enforcement Academy in Texas before I went in to class I advocated in front of the DEA in my nurse uniform for medical marijuana and I was traded like some kind of heroin addict Jesus Christ this was in 1991 to make a long story short they were amazed at what a good shot I was shotgun and 357 absolutely amazed now I was stoned but then I've been stoned since the 60 so that's Baseline I made an a which amazed the boys they didn't even think I could pass cuz I didn't have one of them dicks they couldn't believe it they were pissed that I passed that post the other two or one of the other females did not pass and they were dying for me to be a dumbass like her I didn't even study the easiest test I ever took Jesus Christ compared to nursing boards or even medical biller you want to take that son of a b**** I almost cried when I looked at it anyway I passed the post and all that but then I just got oldest person tell me about discrimination there in law enforcement duh

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Day Hop
Day Hop

personally the smell of weed suffocates me. so, I don't like being around it (literally hurts my stomach), and people who do it, smell like it. but if it becomes legal everywhere, i'm just gonna have to hold my breath forever just because you want the right to have a slowed reaction time. so i hope we don't follow canada in that way

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Giorgio Moroder
Giorgio Moroder

That cookie story. I was in that class. The cookies were dry.

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Palesa Magabane
Palesa Magabane

Trevor, weed is now legal is South Africa so come back home for Christmas and get as high as you can before going back to the USA.

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Tommy Fernandez
Tommy Fernandez

These guys got it right... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gqa67lD4VY&ab_channel=VICE

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phennec
phennec

I mean that's what prisons are. Slave camps. Corporations are making millions off prisons. People that were thrown in jail for smoking marijuana. It's ridiculous. This country. So many changes need to happen.

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Gia Diaz
Gia Diaz

Wait what... Not cool😒

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Neka Nostalgia
Neka Nostalgia

Weed legalization is a slap in the face to people like Travon Martin....

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Neka Nostalgia
Neka Nostalgia

To all the people who don't understand some black people this is part of why Kaepernick was taking a knee! There are things that most black people know of the dumb black people be out here being stupid but the people who know what's up like Kaepernick that's why he takes a knee FYI

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Scooby
Scooby

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shadowscribe
shadowscribe

I'd rather have my ashes turned into a vinyl record.

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koopatroopa187
koopatroopa187

I'd eat the fuck out of them granny ash cookies. Nothing gets between me and cookies.

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Katilyn Kirkman
Katilyn Kirkman

That is exactly what the Emancipation Proclamation was like. It only emancipated the slaves from the states that had seceded. Totally a fine print and shady move on Lincoln's part but it was the best decision for him to make because it helped change the tide for social acceptance in the north and put fear into the minds of the Confederates; which ultimately played a large roll in their surrender.

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Xx DutchBLAZ3R xX
Xx DutchBLAZ3R xX

America needs to cut the shit... The entire country of Canada legalized weed. Meanwhile in the U.S, Colorado and California are the only States to legal.. wtf were supposed to lead the way, why dafuq are we hesitating?!?

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zorra578
zorra578

slavery for crime needs abolishing

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TheTranquilMadness
TheTranquilMadness

Someone get Trevor turned on to Cookie Clicker. It’s also got cookies and grandmas, so I feel like he’d love that game.

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Chantell Reney
Chantell Reney

Lol but do they contain cookies?!!!? "Hello grandmother..." Dear God, I love Trevor Noah. Please deliver him via Amazon to my warm home. Amen (free shipping on prime)

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Random Chicken Nugget
Random Chicken Nugget

this is better than the normal news on tv

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Kpop0223
Kpop0223

I mean that's what the prison system is. Modern day slavery. Ain't nothing new.

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Nellie Cox
Nellie Cox

OML THAT GIRL LEFT DA VINCI AND GOES TO MY SCHOOL NOW

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NPC #465949

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Walter Williams
Walter Williams

The Fava bean at the made lol

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m0L3ify
m0L3ify

No, if you give New York weed, you'll turn it into Portlandia 😫

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Andrea Christian
Andrea Christian

"Okay, but do they contain cookies?" Gives new meaning to "Cookie Monster."

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Yolanda Terry
Yolanda Terry

And once again... who is the political party ALWAYS touting “States Rights!!” and puts it as a foundation of its core belief system? 🤔 #PartyofFinePrint

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Brian the Trainer
Brian the Trainer

I bet Snoop Dog will move there 😂😂😂😂

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reincarN8ed
reincarN8ed

Colorado voter here. I was actually surprised to see that amendment on the ballot this year.

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Ak iraa
Ak iraa

What if I put raisins inside?

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Eric Champlin
Eric Champlin

Now Canada will be our REALLY friendly neighbors to the north. xD

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Simranpreet Singh
Simranpreet Singh

Moving to Canada from USA in less than a month YAAAY!!!!

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ForTheSakeOf SanityAndSuch
ForTheSakeOf SanityAndSuch

😅 this is so great to wake up to

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Dhirendra Maharaj
Dhirendra Maharaj

you kill me

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Alexander Castillo
Alexander Castillo

Hello grandmotha hahahah

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Alexander Castillo
Alexander Castillo

That New Yorker stoned tone is so accurate haha, we'd be fucking forgetting everything, but that's not a bad thing either.

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Mark Rieck
Mark Rieck

It's called Soylent Gray.

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Alex Cha
Alex Cha

Hello grandmother

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Prosperity Gama
Prosperity Gama

trevor has nice hands

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3D6 Space
3D6 Space

People would line up for slavery if they had grandma's cookies and horny horses.

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Duane Nickerson
Duane Nickerson

🥓 causes chemtrails💩

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Dionys Gaaestand
Dionys Gaaestand

It is interesting to witness the alternative to slavery as a deterrent

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RehAdventures
RehAdventures

New York needs weed? Have you been to Brooklyn?

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khadeeja Mint Mohammed
khadeeja Mint Mohammed

MEANING THEY WILL BE INSANE....AHHHH SORRY CANADA

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Jaxxon
Jaxxon

Marijuana use to be legal until one of our dumbass presidents decided to make a war on drugs and make marijuana bad so black people will be locked up in large numbers.

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Cruxador
Cruxador

As someone who grew up in the next town over from the one with the granny cookies, they probably had some hippy philosophy that the body shouldn't be wasted or something. Davis is kinda crazy like that.

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applejuicyjuice
applejuicyjuice

Lol this entire time Colorado was a slave state

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XHale FadeLife
XHale FadeLife

I fuccin love this show

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Gusstavv's Stuff
Gusstavv's Stuff

Let's eat grandmother. Let's eat, grandmother. Commas save lives... and keeps grannies out of cookies.

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Travis Gault
Travis Gault

Trevor my friend you missed a solid joke here. This is the SECOND time this exact Slavery proposition was on the Colorado ballot. It failed the first time 😘

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jim jacob Freeman
jim jacob Freeman

Lol fox 40 in Sacramento

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blindsightedkill
blindsightedkill

First story "Weed is Legal in Canada!" Second story "Am I High? Third Story "How am I not High?"

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thedeadbeat
thedeadbeat

How on God's dying Earth (due to climate change) is there still states in the US that STILL has legalized slavery?!

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Elder Sun
Elder Sun

LOL ..... that last joke killed it !!!

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I am Human
I am Human

this should be in corrected in the 13th ammendment

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Hamish Marshall
Hamish Marshall

Canada’s not crazy president? Oh Trevor. 😂😂😂

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G House
G House

Wait, wha! if there’s money involved Trumpster will be all on it. Can’t let the Canadians make money and we/he isn’t.🤔

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Paul Bubnash
Paul  Bubnash

So basically it says prisoners can no longer be compelled to work. It takes a leap of imagination to call that "abolishing slavery", but without some imagination you can't keep along the narrative of "America is the most racist place ever" huh? Everyone thinking America is behind the times, but advocates for bronze age middle easterners to be imported from thousands of miles away because stoning women for adultrey and beheading nonbelievers is ok in the 21st century as long as your darker than a certain shade and its "part of your culture". BTW have you talked about ACTUAL slaves being traded in the middle east right now, or do you overlook that because its not white people doing it?

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Integrity Truth
Integrity Truth

The Canadians are so smart.

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mz8199
mz8199

The US Constitution still allows slavery as punishment for crime. Yes slavery is still allowed at a FEDERAL level under the 13th Amendment. That is why private prisons have quotas. That is why black communities are overpriced. They need bodies in prison to provide slave labor. And everybody thought Kanye was tripping when he said abolish the 13th Amendment. Kanye is smarter than most people in these comments. He knows what's up.

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柳泷宇

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Max
Max

Freedom *terms and conditions may apply

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Phillip Jones
Phillip Jones

Millions of African Americans are going to live the US, and move to Canada to escape mass incarceration. The War on Drugs still rages on in America and African Americans are still getting 10 year prison sentences for nickel bags of marijuana. I do not smoke marijuana, but I do see people who do everyday. Many African Americans live in slums, become homeless, and lose their rights as a citizen because they were hit with a felony. In Canada this won't happen. I for one would surely like to see what happens to America after it loses the majority of its prison population or its "slave" population (13th Amendment). Honestly, I do not think America could survive without slavery. That's probably because African American slaves did all the work and Americas entire existence and revlovence is slavery. YOU GO CANADA!!

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Sebastiaan JP
Sebastiaan JP

Slavery is alive and kicking in the US... look at the overpopulated prisons and the terribly underpaid labor in there...

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shedrack igho
shedrack igho

I laughed so hard my tummy hurts. Hilarious!

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Gawrila Ghul
Gawrila Ghul

i srsly feel like mixing some slave-planted weed with some grandma ashes right now, and bake myself a nice warm cookie. but i don't have an oven. :(((((((((((((

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Joe Anzal
Joe Anzal

Is that a new York accent? canaduh

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HeroicUser
HeroicUser

I don't like cookies.

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HOST gamma
HOST gamma

It’s in the 13th amendment too 😂

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Chi Chi Riley
Chi Chi Riley

Gotta love Canada.

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JAMES Bond
JAMES Bond

Why can't we just hire him for president..... Trevor is hilarious and very educated and on point. Long as he is on the daily show I will continue to watch

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Paolo Moscatelli
Paolo Moscatelli

wait, now that slavery as punishment is no longer legal... what will happen to Seinfeld's butler?

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Tommy Tikka
Tommy Tikka

Go grean 😎

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triciebird
triciebird

Hannibal Lecter joke killed !!!

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Maya
Maya

Canada is my Plan A

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Bballer 23
Bballer 23

It isn't called slavery, it is called community service

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Clifton Pierre-Antoine
Clifton Pierre-Antoine

😂😂😂😂😂

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Jo Balboa
Jo Balboa

Jersey is getting it on 29th

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Nicholas Salamone
Nicholas Salamone

How did you know Canada was my plan b? 🤔

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Mohsin Sheikh
Mohsin Sheikh

"let's eat grandma"

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Leo Storm
Leo Storm

terms and conditions apply....president Lincoln was spot on

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Brian Alleyne
Brian Alleyne

I would had slapped her and her mother 😂😂💀💀

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Trigmot
Trigmot

The Emancipation Proclamation did have have some fine print, only rebellious states were ordered to release their slaves. Border states that had slaves were allowed to keep theirs and it was done this way because the Union didn’t want to anger those states and risk more of them seceding. It was ultimately a smart move for the Union and even led to a lot of free blacks joining the Union army to help fight for those now free blacks in the South. This has been my TED Talk.

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whydoyoumakemechangename
whydoyoumakemechangename

I mean, it's like prostitution... it's fine to legalize it, but does it really need to be celebrated? yeah... more people smoking things that I don't want to breath in, yeah...

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yash agar
yash agar

Awesome

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Queen Scoop
Queen Scoop

😂😂😂

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Kek Gaming
Kek Gaming

Canada is boss af. Can't wait to live there.

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Dionte Gilchrist
Dionte Gilchrist

But thats what Kanye was saying.... 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

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Deanna Jackson
Deanna Jackson

I qualify for medical marijuana but I can't go for it because I'm getting a CDL and federal law here in the US makes it so that I have to forgo medicine that would help me live a better quality of life... 😔

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Tionna Johnson
Tionna Johnson

Lol that is plan b I say well we can always move to Canada

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dreamerdazegirl
dreamerdazegirl

again. New York, heck the UNITED STATES, is EXTREMLY dumb for not getting on this smh. We'd pay off our debt. Instead we out here still trying to abolish slavery 😭😂

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